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A tiny goblin who lives in your underwear while you are sleeping. Usually picks and eats the dick cheese from a foreskin. Also wakes up at 3am to eat custard.
The crotch goblin has been has been sleeping peacefully in its owner’s underwear.
Demon child, anti-christ; criminally insane adolescence
These crotch goblins are driving me crazy
Children derived from a mother that thinks sitting on a stoop in her house coat , drinking Carlo Rossi and smoking cigarettes that are purchased with her parents credit cards is a super sport.
Can you believe those crotch goblins took their grandmothers credit card and maxed it out on shoes ?
A method in Clash Royale consisting of spamming spear goblins and huts, resulting in a self lobotomization, making you retarded.
Person 1: Hey, are you using the Spear Goblin Spam method?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: You do realize only low tier arena bots use that when their AI gets desperate, right?
Often thought of as the most fun creature, more goblins, more fun is thought to describe the amount of fun a large quantity of goblins are.
"Man, there is so many goblins in here."
"More goblins, more fun"
A malicious, mischievous, greedy female who is small and grotesque in manners, yet sexy as fuck. Usually with fake hair, nails, and eyelashes and make-up that look almost cartoonish. Similar to a fuck gremlin. Taking her home will be the best sex you have ever had at the cost of your dishes, and anything else breakable or stealable.
lat night i picked up a slut goblin at the local pub.