To vigorously masturbate.
"I caught ol' Nick in their clapping the goose after hours in the employee bathroom."
To stare at a car accident while slowing down to see it longer til you have past it and turning around to see it .
Police officer:Keep going don't need goose neckin,move along.
Grey goose vodka mixed with orignal monster, and cranberry juiice.
last night was poppin i got crazy goose!
It’s simply you. You are the craziest goose ever.
“Diana got diagnosed as a crazy goose!”
“Uh-oh! She’s like you!”
A Goose Witch is a witch that lives in a spooky forest that, when asked, will turn you into a goose
"Oh goose witch, please turn me into a goose"
Of, or relating to, actions which resemble those of the common Canadian Goose in terms of "silly" or "absurd" mannerisms or styles therein.
"I know man... last night we got involved in some serious goose-nannery."
"Quiet down, young man! Goose-nannery will not be permitted in my classroom."
An act by which hope is given to the "goose" or "goosey" as is known in most cultures, and subsequently hope is stripped away when it becomes apparent that a lie has been concocted by which to "fool the goose". The bigger and more elaborate the lie, the more the goose has been fooled.
"Mate, got tickets to see the Spice Girls tonight, wanna come?"
"Yeah mate, i'll go get dressed now!"
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaah, I'm the master of goose fooling!"
(sub-par goose fooling)