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Brandon Inge, or some other great white baseball player who has more strikeouts than hits. However, the player comes up big in unexpected times.
Why cheer for a latino who will hit 40 home runs a year, when you can cheer for The Great White Hope who strikes out a lot
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when you are in a hotel in munich, germany, and a girl is shitfaced and she flashes the entire room, after asking who wants to see her tits
hey, those were some Great Munich Boobs last night at the party!
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The NES, predecessor to the SNES, nothing ever filled the gap that the NES left gaping, don't get me wrong, the SNES was good, but i always missed my NES
Antiques auction:
Auctioneer: And lot no 112 is a marvellous piece, a Nintendo Entrtainment System, complete with 'light gun'
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when a girl lights her man's pubic hair of his balls on fire then proceeds to put it out by having her best friend pee on them.
goodness gratious, that dude has great balls of fire.
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1.A phrase used when something really surprises you.
2. A phrase used when you really suprise someone
"Great Goggly Moggly, hay guys look my shit is blue."
(Blind date opens the door to great you)"Great Goggly Moggly your one ugly bitch."
(Run in to your office naked after you won the powerball)
"Great Goggly Moggly I won the powerball!" (then run around in scircles screaming fire, fire, fire, fire, fire)
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Defined as a modified salt lake, a Great Salt Lake involves depositing a larger than normal volume of ejaculate in a single contiguous puddle in the concavity of the small of a woman's back. Slightly more technical, a Great Salt Lake has minimum volume requirements. Namely, if the milk soup in question is the product of one man, the volume must be at least twice that for required for a standard salt lake or 4-IBV (4 International Bust Volumes). If two or more men are attempting a great salt lake the formula is as follows. N(Number of Men) X W (Width of small of woman's back in inches) X P(Number of times dicks touched) / Q(Combined phallus length in inches), Or (N*W*P)/Q The result is unitless and defined in IBV's.
Two of my buddies and I got really housed on Natural Ice Light and ran train on this slue. Somehow in the midst of all the sword fighting we managed to pull off a Great Salt Lake.
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