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Having a long face similar to that of a horse, or having other characteristics of a horse's face. Often used as a term to insult women by men with a penis the size and shape of a baby mushroom.
Antonyms: Be Best.
"She had a horse face, but I nailed her bigly, but I made her sign a contract to stay quiet about it."
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1. a donkey, a domestic ass, Equus asinus.
2. a long-eared domesticated member of the horse family (Equidae), descended from the African wild ass (Equus asinus)
3. (since 1874) a representation of this animal as the emblem of the U.S. Democratic party.
4. a stupid, silly, or obstinate person.
Vanessa: Hey look, why are those tourists riding on that 'slow horse'?
John: That's a donkey, my dear!
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Horse jack means delivering manual lovin' to a horse's dong.
Messy but fun.
As Morton began to horse jack Dobbin, there was a noticeable bulge in his pants.
Dobbin's eyes glazed over as the bucket began to fill.
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When a person is in love with a horses penis and always dreamed of fucking one.
Sophia is such a horse lover she likes to dream about the horse dick she ate last night
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used in an extreme case of shock. Basicly you say this when your in a real fucked situation.
John: Hey Tony how are you?
Tony: John! My cat chester just got ran over by a fucking mime!
John: Holy Horse!
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When you ejaculate so forcefully into someone, that it kills them
Hey, did you hear about Adam? He died from getting a wet horse
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