worst defender in foot ball of all times , Harry maguire is always a joker . He is some one who cannot even tackle the ball from a 6 year old and can score own goals from any angles . Despite that , he still thinks of himself of a god of defence . Harry Maguire is in love with prisons of greece after he was jailed there
Harry maguire : I can tackle the ball from anyone
next match...
He loses the ball to everyone
The definition of a Goat
truly the best football player of all time
person 1:"do you know Harry Maguire scored 800 goals against man utd"
person 2:"wow he's such a goat what team does he play for"
Person 1:"man utd"
a retard that defames manchester united by scoring own goals and overall he plays like his brain is missing
if harry maguire played during the sir alex era, his contract would've been terminated mid season
Annoying,likes to wank over girls in his class,allergic to biological females
A ginger nigga who fucks cows because he is a cow and he is ginger so he has no soul.
Paki. Kai harris
Tom: there’s that Harry Tristram kid
Toms boyfriend: o yea he sucks at golf
A little annoying rat that poops his pants and doesn't clean it up and eats way to much cheese.
He also sucks at every game he plays because his favorite game is 2k which is actually trash and is the same game every year but somehow he thinks it is actually good, his brain is literally mushy brain soup.
Jacob Harris says "NbA 2K iS gOoD gUyS i SwEaR"