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You know

Me: (Exists)
Hawt girls: (Start getting down on all fours) Insert here honeyyyy

by Handsomest September 19, 2023


Not here to fuck spiders

Fuck Spiders” Originally refers to (during boredom) putting all finger tips together and bouncing palms in and out. Which can look like two spiders fucking.

Are we getting the job done?”

“Yeah, we’re not here to fuck spiders

by URBAN155 July 18, 2022


Grandpa is here

When you want to read an Urban Dictionary definition, but you realize your Grandpa is here and need to clean it up

I was going to read the definition of vacation dick, but I realized my grandpa is here

by BillyBSevenOne July 3, 2022


Here and Now

Making a decision, often a poor one, based off the information you had at the time.

After seeing your girlfriend’s lower back tattoo for the first time, she responds, “What can I say? That was my here and now.”

by Nemea September 6, 2023


Hop on >insert game here<

Hop on >insert game here< is a trend in urban dictionary. The definitions of "Hop on >insert game here<" usually about some weird sexual act.

hop on sea of thieves: slang for wanting to have rough anal sex while cosplaying as pirates.

Hop on >insert game here< (urbdic said should include the word being defined)

by Civilian Gaming May 13, 2023


Here Comes Everybody

The river runs into the sea
The sun must shine today
As my imagination is about to slip away
Milk and honey waiting for me on the other side
It's early in the morning
And I thought I heard you
I miss you
I miss you
You know I miss you
When I'm not with you
Who kissed you?
Who kissed you?
You know I miss you
When I'm not with you
Milk and honey waiting for me on the other side
I'll never fall in love again
But you could change my mind
I miss you
I miss you

You know I miss you
When I'm not with you
I lost you in a lonely crowd
You wanted to be free
You wanted to be somone else
I'll always disagree
Milk and honey waiting for me on the other side
It's late at night then almost light
I thought I heard you
I miss you
I miss you
You know I miss you
When I'm not with you
Who kissed you?
Who kissed you?
You know I miss you
When I'm not with you

Don't touch me
Don't touch me
Don't touch me on Sunday
When I'm with you
I can see myself falling to the ground
When I'm not with you

I can watch the leaves falling to the ground
When I'm with you
I can see myself falling to the ground
When I'm not with you

I can watch the leaves falling to the ground
When I'm not with you
I can hear your voice calling, calling, calling
When I'm with you
I can see myself falling to the ground
When I'm not with you

I can watch the leaves falling, falling, falling
When I'm not with you

I can watch the leaves falling to the ground
Don't touch me
Don't touch me
You kissed him on Sunday

Here Comes Everybody

by Death Menace June 25, 2023


We getting out of (insert location here) with this one

A joke where someone says we getting out (insert place here) with this one on music videos the place usually relates to the music itself always seen with the guy speaking emoji and fire emoji

(On a fnaf music video)
Commenter: We getting out of the pizzeria with this one
Guy replying: Not another we getting out of (insert location here) with this one comment

by Urbdicdayismay23 May 5, 2024