Taste Like Honey Nut Cheerios

A fine light-skinned beauty. She looks so good you can already taste her goodies. You can already tell that if you obtain the opportunity to have sexual relations with this girl she will taste exactly like Honey Nut Cheerios.

1Person: Man I'm not lying she taste like Honey Nut Cheerios.
2Person: Damn.... She's that fine? Show me a pic.
1Person: Just look.
2Person: Hell muthafuckin yeah!!! She definitely taste like Honey Nut Cheerios.
1Person: I only get with bad bitches. I told you!!!!!!!

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Sugar Pie Honey Bunch

When you and your friends are drinking. One of your friends bends over to pet your dog . While they are bent over, dip three fingers in honey and then poke them in the butt. But if penetration occurs however slight do not go past the second knuckle or you could be considered wierd.

Sugar Pie Honey Bunch-Jim is partying at your house has about 7 old fashions in him. He bent over to pet Tessa. I grabbed the honey and dipped 3 fingers only to the second knuckle. Then I stuck them in his butt. Everyone laughed. And it wasn't wierd because I only went to the second knuckle.

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hot hebrew honey ... triple-H-

a fine hebrew girl. a 100% kosher honey. triple-h-

dam bro that shool(temple) whas filld with triple-h-. my girlfrend is a hot hebrew honey triple h. mmm kosher!

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baby-darlin-doll-face-honey

a combination of the cheesiest terms of endearment to creating the greatest pet name of all time

hey baby-darlin-doll-face-honey... i love you

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HONEY BADGER WHIPS DICK, BLAM!@

A Honey badger who does not give one fuck to anything. For he is a fearless motherfucker. No problems exist with this motherfucker, for a WHIP OF HIS DICK, BLAM!@ will solve all problems and questions. The sound of the Honey Badger's Dick Whipping across any surface will strike a distinct sound described as a 'BLAM!@', the sound of terror, the sound of fear, the sound that can only be created by the swinging dick of the Honey Badger.

I have a problem.. How can I fix this?

"HONEY BADGER WHIPS DICK, BLAM!@"

...problem solved.

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HoNeY DeW 70707

A girl who Tripp is going to steal.

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baby darlin doll face honey

The absolute supreme term of endearment. For use when baby, darlin, doll face or honey won't suffice.

Hey baby darlin doll face honey? I love you!!!

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