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During the show 24 instead of taking a shot every time jack says dammit, everyone I know takes a sip of beer every time they say Jack or Bauer, and 2 drinks for every time they say Jack Bauer
Jack Bauer Power Hour
The time between 9 PM to 12 PM for people who have either school or things to do the next day but still want to participate in sad nigga hours whilst getting a reasonable amount of sleep.
Person 1: Ayy man why you sad. Sad nigga hours doesn't start till 2
Person 2: Early sad nigga hours who tf up, I got school tomorrow fam
Person 1: Oh shit my bad
A unit of measure for describing the amount of poon one is receiving. Commonly refered to as MPH (the per is not counted) Derived from poon per hour, the mangled creates a recognizable acronym.
The MPH scale is from 0 to 6, 6 being a fuck fest, 0 being a virgin. Most lie between.
Oh man, he is getting so much pussy, his Mangled Poon Per Hour is at least a 5.
My Mangled Poon Per Hour just went up a notch if you know what I mean.
A woman that makes her vagina available 24 hours a day.
Ben: Im hungry, what's for dinner?
Eric: I'm not hungry I just got back from your mom's house. She started her own 24 Hour Taco Shop. Get Shit On Ben.
When no matter what the problem maybe, you just keep on trooping to get a man excited or to keep going until, finally, after hours of getting humped you nut off.
Erika IS the 4 hour power house.
S: wow that was great!
E: uh! we're not finished (so she proceeds to help him get it up)
S: i'm really sorry this never happened to me before.
E: yea i'm sure. Your a waste of time. (Storms off, pissed)
E: Behold the power of a sweed (what she's thinking)
When some one in search of a job is only looking for an hour or two a week.
Manager: How many hours per week do you think you can work?
Bob: I'm looking for some Part Part-Time Hours...just like one or two hours aweek
Manager: Get out of here, now!
Bitch ass bitch hour is beyond amateur hour.
Amateur hour? I'm in bitch ass bitch hour bitch!