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a coma.
an exaggeration meaning, having a long nap. (not really 100 hours)
"I got home from work today, and took like a 100 hour nap." biznatch
"No you did not, you would be very sick if you took a 100 hour naps. That's a coma!" in response to biznatch
"Yo Steewanita! i just took a 100 hour nap"
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During the show 24 instead of taking a shot every time jack says dammit, everyone I know takes a sip of beer every time they say Jack or Bauer, and 2 drinks for every time they say Jack Bauer
Jack Bauer Power Hour
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The time between 9 PM to 12 PM for people who have either school or things to do the next day but still want to participate in sad nigga hours whilst getting a reasonable amount of sleep.
Person 1: Ayy man why you sad. Sad nigga hours doesn't start till 2
Person 2: Early sad nigga hours who tf up, I got school tomorrow fam
Person 1: Oh shit my bad
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A unit of measure for describing the amount of poon one is receiving. Commonly refered to as MPH (the per is not counted) Derived from poon per hour, the mangled creates a recognizable acronym.
The MPH scale is from 0 to 6, 6 being a fuck fest, 0 being a virgin. Most lie between.
Oh man, he is getting so much pussy, his Mangled Poon Per Hour is at least a 5.
My Mangled Poon Per Hour just went up a notch if you know what I mean.
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A woman that makes her vagina available 24 hours a day.
Ben: Im hungry, what's for dinner?
Eric: I'm not hungry I just got back from your mom's house. She started her own 24 Hour Taco Shop. Get Shit On Ben.
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When no matter what the problem maybe, you just keep on trooping to get a man excited or to keep going until, finally, after hours of getting humped you nut off.
Erika IS the 4 hour power house.
S: wow that was great!
E: uh! we're not finished (so she proceeds to help him get it up)
S: i'm really sorry this never happened to me before.
E: yea i'm sure. Your a waste of time. (Storms off, pissed)
E: Behold the power of a sweed (what she's thinking)
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When some one in search of a job is only looking for an hour or two a week.
Manager: How many hours per week do you think you can work?
Bob: I'm looking for some Part Part-Time Hours...just like one or two hours aweek
Manager: Get out of here, now!