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Internet Minutes

When waiting for a download, upload, etc. and the amount of time on the loading bar is different from the amount time it actually takes to download.
Similar to microwave minutes.

Dexter: "Oh my gosh Jocelyn, I was trying to download 'X-Men First Class' and the loading bar said two minutes, when it actually took fifteen!!"

Jocelyn: "Oh man, I know, internet minutes always fool me."

by Binsky April 27, 2012


minute-ish

about a minute, not quite, maybe more?

i'll be up in a minute-ish

by dude_love February 24, 2014


Five minute nathan

He thinks his god, he thinks his amazing, he works at B&M and everything's done in 5 minutes. His short, his a idiot and most of all his a loser!

Itll be done in 5 minutes guys! Five minute nathan!

by The secret grafter November 8, 2020


the minute after

When you finish masturbating and have the minute of regret.

I just masturbated and had to experience the minute after.

by Crocodoodle March 14, 2016


minute maid pink lemonade

maybe the best drink ever created ?

person 1: yo have you had your daily dose of minute maid pink lemonade? person 2: yeah bro shit was godly omg

by Rap fan ig April 21, 2023


last-minute paging-cancel

Refers to the insanely-frustrating act of asking an employee over the PA system to come and assist with something, only to then say, "never mind" a long while afterwards, when said frazzled employee has hastily "dropped everything" and speed-walked almost all the way up to the area where he was asked to present himself.

The last-minute paging-cancel is especially infuriating/draining if the responding employee has had to go through a lot of difficult preparation before heading to his requested locale, such as cleansing his extremely-soiled hands, changing into cleaner/neater attire, setting down a huge armload of items, powering off a complicated piece of equipment, etc.

by QuacksO May 10, 2019


Hit Minute

The time spent between hitting your first puff of weed and the next.

Yo, I was trying to remember what I was gonna order on the phone for a hit minute

by Hammy312 April 28, 2021