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A family of intellectuals, with Georgia Law being the smartest.
They are thinking like The Law Family
When you are doing something but talking about something else at the same time; so you’re not fully engaged in what you’re doing, however, somehow you are doing above average at that thing you’re doing.
PERSON 1: “…and that’s my life story.”
PERSON 2: “holy shit dude how did we just win that match?! We weren’t even trying.”
PERSON 1: “That’s Mariano Law, baby.”
Any sexual discussion will ultimately end up with somebody mentioning incest at least once.
Dude 1: My sister is fucking hot.
Dude 2: I'd totally fuck her.
Dude 1: So would I.
Dude 3: Kuro's Law.
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When you have extended family who rallied, identified and/or defended Donald J Trump's irrational presidency.
I want to see my brother but I want to avoid his Maga-in-laws
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The idea that through using mental gymnastics, any stance can be made to seem hypocritical.
Person 1: “well actually if you think about it, that’s really hypocritical”
Person 2: “You know, this is a perfect example of Gurtinkurt’s law”
Huxley’s Law is a name given to a rule posited by the British author and futurist Aldous Huxley in the introduction to his dystopian novel, “Brave New World”:
“As political and economic freedom diminishes, sexual freedom tends compensatingly to increase.”
It states that governments ease restrictions on sexual freedoms as a means to palliate the public as their political and economic rights and freedoms are taken away. This can be done as a means to refocus the public’s attention away from traditional value systems and mores to physical pleasures and to distract a populace by making them think they are gaining more freedoms than in the past, when the opposite is true.
The government’s focus on promoting sexual issues while taking away our ability to speak and trade is just another example of Huxley’s Law in action.
A law that stated that something is correct if attributed to Mariano, whether Mariano actually said it or not
Claire: Mariano says that you are always wrong and that I am awesome and perfect and amazing.
Jerry: Not true, and did he actually say that?
Claire: Mariano's law say that it is, and that he did.