A good comparison in would you rather to make your friend say that they would do something out of pocket
Person 1: ¨Would you rather suck That Indian Street Dick or get circumsized by Lebron James's two front teeth?"
Person 2: "Gotta go with Lebron James honestly"
Circumsicion but with Indians
Dude 1: Yo i got a indian circumsicion
Dude 2: can i lick the curry off it
Dude 2: Sorry the curry man said i have to wait 6 weeks
One whom offers praise and abruptly recinds said praise.
Mom told me "Good job!" Then said "Nevermind! You did a shitty job!!" She's such an Indian praiser!
White Indian tryhard is a ultra rare human who defines the tryhard
white Indian tryhards require dabs
Da Grand-Canyon-area Native American tribe dat offers you steaming bowls of meat-and-veggies-in-broth comestible whenever you show up in their village.
My Amish friends remind me of da Haveasoupy Indians in dat they are always very gracious and generous in their hospitality, inviting me to join them for dinner whenever I go to visit.
An Indian who proudly claims ro be Christian NOT because he believes in Jesus, rather because he wants to be more accepted by white people
Not knowing in this day and age the average joe in America, Canada irn Australia doesn't give a shit about religion.
They give their children western names (Anthony, Johnson, Angela etc.) without realising just because your name js "Matthew", that doesn't mean you look or sound like a Matthew.
Christian Indians look down on Hindus and Muslims even though their ancestors were Hindu prior to the existence of Christianity.
On social media it's common for them to post photos of themselves at Church gatherings or repost generic bible verses as means of pleasing any caucasian friends BUT this usually has a reverse effect as they're coming off as overcompensating.
Jackson: I just witnessed a group of Christian Indians trying to put down a Hindu.
Robert: Yes quite sad, they think that's thr kind of behaviour thats going to win our approval
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Indian flicker gooning is where one does not shower for months or years on end to build up layers of grime all over their body. they proceed to flicker goon and in doing so, slowly chip away at the layers of crust that have built up over the previously mentioned no shower period. Right before climax, the gooner must grab a bowl and ejaculate into it for later. this saved semen will later be used in a traditon indian street food dish as a placeholder for any type of cream.
im starting my no-shower year, i want to try indian flicker gooning
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