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An impish, creepy little man who enjoys irritating a person to no end by skipping circles around a person, (usually while they're walking) all the while singing bad irish pub-songs, & sea shanties, & being impossible to catch by the person he's annoying.
Bill: Ok ok, HA HA. Cut it out, you're annoying me, & you almost tripped me.
Slippery Irish Skip-Devil (skipping): "Now Fiddler’s Green is a place I heard tell, where the fishermen go if they don’t go to hell"
Bill: Enough! Shut up, you crazy little bastard!!
Slippery Irish Skip-Devil (skipping): "Where skies are all clear and the dolphins do play, and the cold coast of Greenland is far, far away!"
Bill: AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!
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when a boyfriend has his girlfriend have her period in a cup then using a needle sucks the blood out and injects in into a warmly baked toaster strudel and then jizzing on it to make it look like toaster strudel icing then giving in to a friend or enemy or any body who has fucked him over
dude i gave him a irish toaster strudel for breakfast. silly bastard didnt know what it was until he finished
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When a girl blows you, catches all of your cum in her hands as you ejaculate, and then hungrily laps up all of the spum off of her hands.
Holy smokes Amy is such a slut! We went on our first date last night and she gave me the ol' Irish Lapdog!
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Warning that "Lord Of The Dance" is playing town.
A person sees an advertising poster for "Lord Of The Dance".
"Opps, Irish Jig Alert!"
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A famous phrase used by FlightReacts meaning someone made a huge basket.
Look at Curry man, why not let it fly, IRISH SPRING GREEN GREEN
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When a pitcher comes into a game really hung over from the night before and throws a wild pitch.
Looks like Wells had a hell of a night last night. That's his third Irish Strike of the inning.
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Alcohol! What else could it be?
Lexi: Hey I'm having a party tonight!
O'Sullivan: I'll bring the Irish candy!
No candy tastes better than Irish candy!
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