pretty-picking

to pick the best looking

Guy 1: Hey, lets go looking for some girls.
Guy 2: I aint going to chose, i ain’t pretty-picking for no hoe. I'm always picking hoes.
Guy 1: Come on man, it'll be fine.

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

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pretty girl day

National pretty girl day is a day when you celebrate the most pretty, gorgeous, stunning girl. You can not celebrate if only her face is pretty, but her heart too. If she is pretty inside and outside take August 2nd to celebrate and take her out.

It’s pretty girl day, I’m gonna take her out to dinner to appreciate her.

Your eyes are pretty

A girl’s way of saying “I don’t like anything about you except for your eyes”

“I, uhh, think your eyes are pretty, Joe.”

pretty fat

A woman who hella pretty in the face but she enormously fat

"Man look at that girl,she hella pretty...pretty fat

pretty fat

A woman who pretty in the face but is enormously fat

"Man look at that girl,she hella pretty...pretty fat

Pretty thicko

pretty face thick brain

Oi hey Matilda has a pretty face but a thick brain

Ohh do you mean she’s a pretty thicko