The one super annoying guy that thinks heβs hot AF but gets no chicks. Heβs ugly and retarded. Has no common sense and is a scary stalker.
That guy is a total Jacob Brandon
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A guy that usually like to go for ginge minge, he is respectful and considerate but sometimes very mean in the bed,
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When one person named Jacob finds a group of friends who slowly changes his families names with other Jacob titles even his animals all become a version of Jacob until Jacob consumes all around him only to be stopped once the world has become a Jacob itself
Damn the dude has The Jacob Complex I mean look thatβs Jacob 1,2,3 and Jacob mom over there!
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A tall cutie patootie with beautiful eyes and a smile thatβll make your heart melt.
Jacob Day might not even know how awesome he is but everyone else can see it. Definitely boyfriend material π₯°
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"How was it?"
"Bad, it was like he was blind and had no hands just feeling for stuff he didn't know was there, he was a total Jacob Ferrell"
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When a guy named Jacob has a big butt and a dildo stuck to it
Last night I got a Jacob penisbutt
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When your so furious with jealousy that your titties explode.
"My crush fucked my brother, now I'm Jacob mad"
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