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A formal religion that exists in only certain minds. It is nearly impossible to join because Jesus is part of a clout gang.
Unfortunately, Tape Jesus is unavailable because his cult is worshipping him at the moment.
noun, at least I think so. could be a noun, could be an adjective, who gives a shit. parts of speech are lame anyway.
"Jesus Powers" is the description one applies to a particular person when a particular situation has occurred that defies logic and reason. When the impossible has not only been made possible, but accomplished as well then an individual may be referred to as having Jesus Powers.
(During a late night online first-person shooter match)
Guy 1:"Dude! I shot this asshole with, like, 30 fuckin' bullets! No fuckin' way he could have survived that shit. I was lighting his ass up!"
Guy 2: "Dude's got fuckin' Jesus powers man."
(While attending a magic show)
"How does Criss Angel do that shit? Must have Jesus powers."
Guy 1: "Fuckin' Jesus powers."
A term coined by a person who doesn't know how to acurately perform an Australian accent. It loosely means "holy Hell?!"
Jesus crikey, that scared the absolute shit out of me!
When you or someone need Jesus.
Looks like this is going to be a crazy day today I need a cup of Jesus
An abstract concept that generalizes what every white blooded American should stand for.
Cletus - Wesley, did ya remember to pick up that case of PBR and the mountain dew?
Wesley - Hell yeah, I'm always wearing my Jesus Antlers.
An ethereal being, If you find a hot gay being, There is a chance that they are Lesbian Jesus. They lord over and watch over gays. You will know you have met Lesbian Jesus if they bless your fucking soul by saying "Gay gay homosexual gay." NOT ALL GAYS ARE LESBIAN JESUS.
Gay #1: ITS LESBIAN FUCKING JESUS
Gay #2: FUCK WE GOTTA BOW
Lesbian jesus is a gay being
Any toilet in which one part takes in excretion.
Ex.
To shit or piss
To throw up
Fuck , did you see Rihanna sucking Charlie Sheens cock on the porcelain jesus? Dude got a blumpkin! LEGENDARY!