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When you fuck a girl while she's suspended with her hands nailed to the wall
"So, how'd it go? Did he fuck you Jesus style?"
"Nah, we were going to, but he kinda left me hanging."
When I person wanking, they blow their load onto a wall or bedshet, or your best friends mom. It makes the appearance of Jesus Christ himself.
Chip made a Skeet Jesus on Matt's mom!
What some dogs have. The two calics on each thigh are the hands and the butthole is the head. If you look at it closely, it kind of looks like Jesus at the last supper.
"My dog's got a Jesus butthole!"
“Ones whom looks like a “prison” Jesus”
By golly Mr buddle, you look like prison Jesus!
A term used by football enthusiasts in lieu of "Jesus Fucking Christ" whenever someone misses a really easy shot. Originally used to refer to Gabriel Jesus, but now can be used to refer to any player
Jesus FC, how does Balotelli miss that?
A formal religion that exists in only certain minds. It is nearly impossible to join because Jesus is part of a clout gang.
Unfortunately, Tape Jesus is unavailable because his cult is worshipping him at the moment.
A term coined by a person who doesn't know how to acurately perform an Australian accent. It loosely means "holy Hell?!"
Jesus crikey, that scared the absolute shit out of me!