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Responding to a text using only emojis or emoticons
"Did you rly just emo jizz me...
NIGGA YOU FUCKING REPLIED WITH "*laughing emoji*"
Like seriously?
DONT FUCKING EMO JIZZ ME AGAIN."
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1.When you lick something alot inside of your mouth, say a lollipop, then for some reason, you appear to have a tingly sensation.
2.When you see really good food,Entrees or Apetizers NEVER DESSERT!, and your mouth starts to water.
DUDE!, i walked by in n out the other day and had a total mouth jizz!
Dude, i know. i was looking at pizza the other day. boo yah!
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A party where male ejaculate is the primary theme. Such a party usually involves a competition. One such competeition involves half-naked women standing inside kiddy pools. The rules usually applied to such a game is that each male at the party masturbates beside one of the women. He then ejaculates onto the woman. The semen then glides down her naked body and collects in the kiddy pool. The woman with the most semen in her kiddy pool at the end wins a prize.
Yo, you hear that Mark and Cisco are having an epic jizz party tomorrow night. I hope Tania is invited. I'll make her win by 5 gallons.
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originated in 5 century taipan
someone who hoards their jizz and refuses to unload on someone unless their deemed "worthy"
joey :"that guy wouldnt fuck my sister cos shes retarded"
Dave : "jizz monger"
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When a train shoots sparks on the tracks.
Ejaculation of a train.
Person 1: OMG, did you see the sparks from that train?
Person 2: Yeah, that was some serious train jizz
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The towel a girl wraps around her to catch the cum drippings after a guy has shot his load in her.
John presented his lover with a jizz diaper after sex so she wouldn't leave a wet spot on the bed.
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A person whose torso serves as the collection point for someone else's semen.
George used her as a jizz mat, but Rhoda flung some of his cum back in his face.
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