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The most beautiful girl in the world. She lights up the room every time she walks in. She is the most beautiful girl in her whole school. The most sweetest, and kindest girl in the whole universe. She has clear skin, good grades, amazing personality, and wonderful all around. The perfect person ever. Whoever crosses her or has been a fake friend to her will regret it when they grow up.
"Hey do you see that girl over there?"
"OMG YES! Her name is Fiorella Johnson Gozalo, she is so pretty."
when someone slams the tory government, they bring up Labour's faults despite not being in power since 2010
I can't think of an argument so I'll use the Boris Johnson defence
Huggin' sak 2 sak
I went to a party and some ode qwar gave me a Johnson City Handshake.
When the teacher gets mad for no reason at all and proceeds to call you worthless.
Putana Lorda is pulling a Ms Johnson
When your friend or Brother has a massive dick so long it leaves trenches in the concrete!
YOU: "Yo! you see that dude in the gym shower? "
RANDOM GUY: "Yah man, Hes a real Big Tom Johnson!"
YOU: "I know right, he broke 5 tiles on the floor!"
Depositing fecal matter into a fecal matter cleanup and removal system, such as a toilet, where you would shat upon the toilet bowl, flushing into the shit drainage system.
"FUCK, I NEED TO GO TAKE A MIKE JOHNSON REALLY BAD. SHIT, I JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY PANTS. taking a mike johnson"
"I just took a KILLER mike johnson. taking a mike johnson."
A Man-Glock who was nothing else to do but be an actor and shoot people
I Think we should Get That Dwayne "The Glock" Johnson Shirt