June 9

June 9 is the time to shit inside maries bussy ass hole and penetrate her guts from the cock and dildo. its also the time of maries period

Its june 9th lolloloooooll we all no wat time iss it

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June 8

Ask a guy out day
Instead of guys asking girls out, today girls have to ask out guys.

Girl 1: I really like him
Girl 2: well it is June 8
Girl 1: what does that mean
Girl 2: it’s ask out a guy out day
Girl 1: should I do it
Girl 2: yes

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June 22nd

Gay people with slutty mothers were born this day.

Girl: "hey you are gay and your mom is a bitch!"
Guy:"why?"
Girl: "because you were born in June 22nd!"
Guy:"oh yea you right, I almost forgot it, sorry."
Mom of the guy:"I confirm! He is gay and I'm a bitch!"

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June 26th

A day where long lasting friendships were destroyed, tears were shed, one betrayed another, and life changed forever.

“Hey, what was the saddest day in your life?”
“Why Jimmy, that would be June 26th, because everything wrong happened that day, Jimothy!”

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June 6

On June 6th, when you see the fourth member of the PlayStation or XBox party, you kick them; like physically extend your leg and knock their shit into another demension.

Hey, look! It’s Jacob! It’s June 6th! Watch your nuts because my foot can end up anywhere!

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June 2

Get a bf/gf or die day

Kyle: do you have a boyfriend?
Kenna: no why?
Kyle: it’s June 2, you have to or you die!
Kenna: oh wow...
Kyle: well would you like to be mine?

Kyle: do you have a boyfriend?
Kenna: no why?
Kyle: it’s June 2, you have to or you die!
Kenna: oh wow...
Kyle: well would you like to be mine?

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June 30th

The day the best Minecrafter, Technoblade/Alex, passed away due to cancer.
although Alex may have died Technoblades legacy will live on forever.

R.I.P o7

June 30th is the day we lost the best Minecrafter... Technoblade.

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