June 9

June 9 is the time to shit inside maries bussy ass hole and penetrate her guts from the cock and dildo. its also the time of maries period

Its june 9th lolloloooooll we all no wat time iss it

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June 8

Ask a guy out day
Instead of guys asking girls out, today girls have to ask out guys.

Girl 1: I really like him
Girl 2: well it is June 8
Girl 1: what does that mean
Girl 2: it’s ask out a guy out day
Girl 1: should I do it
Girl 2: yes

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June 22nd

Gay people with slutty mothers were born this day.

Girl: "hey you are gay and your mom is a bitch!"
Guy:"why?"
Girl: "because you were born in June 22nd!"
Guy:"oh yea you right, I almost forgot it, sorry."
Mom of the guy:"I confirm! He is gay and I'm a bitch!"

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June 26th

A day where long lasting friendships were destroyed, tears were shed, one betrayed another, and life changed forever.

“Hey, what was the saddest day in your life?”
“Why Jimmy, that would be June 26th, because everything wrong happened that day, Jimothy!”

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June 6

On June 6th, when you see the fourth member of the PlayStation or XBox party, you kick them; like physically extend your leg and knock their shit into another demension.

Hey, look! It’s Jacob! It’s June 6th! Watch your nuts because my foot can end up anywhere!

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June 25

If you were born on this day you have to answer everyone’s question truthfully

“Oh ur bday’s June 25, well you have to answer everyone’s questions

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June 28th

hey its National pride day!

National pride day June 28th is when the stonewall riots took place. And when we got our justice!

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