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When a couple is having anal sex and the bottom runs off with the top still inside of them. Also there's a crab there
We were going strong until she did the Kentucky tractor pull crab.. the main problem was the crab
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2 use horse shit as lube
Kentucky down under: U take a big pile of horse shit...throw it on her puss and fuck the shit outta her.
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when you put a women or mans nose between your butt cheeks and take a dump so when it slides out it gets cut in half by the other persons nose and goes all over their face.
Last night I Kentucky long breaded someone.
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When a male defecates then ejaculates whilst the cylindrical fecal matter is descending into the toilet and the semen enters the fecal matter with such force it serves as a filling.
Randy needs a towel he just made a Kentucky Swiss Cake Roll.
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When 50 men form an unending, circular human centipede. First one to nut yells "Yeehaw!" at the top of their lungs and is called a "Kentucky Fucker" for the rest of the year.
"Dude! Last night Dylan and I took part in a Kentucky Town Fuck Down!"
"Nice dude! Who nutted first?"
"Dylan, be sure to call him Kentucky Fucker from now on."
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Females face on the ground, holding her by the ankles, pushing her around the room.
"I was fucking her so good I grabbed her by the ankles and gave her a Northern Kentucky Snow Plow!"
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When a man is taking a shit in the toilet tank while a female is sitting on the bowl reverse cowgirl taking a shit and sucking his dick then once they are finished they preform a reverse 69 licking each others assholes clean.
Dude last night i got a kentucky upper decker double blumpkin, and my ass has never been cleaner.
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