a person who tells a lie that is just so unbelievable you can only laugh out loud at their audacity
"I scored tickets to the Lion King so I can't make it for our date" makes John the lyin king
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A hyperactive cunt, who frantically jumps around, as if his genes hit the wrong side of evolution.
Colin: Hey did you see Andrew at camp last week?
Gordon: Oh yeah, he was jumping on the rocks right
Colin: What a F@%* Monkey King
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One who reigns supreme over all other slutbags.
The leader of fellow Slutbags.
Straight out PIMP
Chris is the KING SLUTBAG at Prive.
That Hot chocolate is the King SLutbag in these parts of the country.
If Slutbagging had a royal family C. Lane would be the KING SLUTBAG
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Someone of considerable self-worth that is only important in their own insignificant world. Suffering from severe delusions of grandeur, they think the world will end abruptly when they cease to exist.
King Joe: "I am such a professional, this organization should be really honored to be benfitting from my knowledge and expertise."
Observer: "what a king joe"
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The Ruler of Hyrule who wants his dinner, he mostly eats legos and gets his rum stolen by link. He also makes things in lua c
Wow did you see King Harkinian's work?
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damn nameless king is a retard wallah on lightskin anonymous
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A Coochie King is a King of the coochie. He slays coochie like no other.
Hannah: Damn Daniel you are sooo good at this ;)
Daniel: You can call me the Coochie King <3
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