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When a male wears too tight pants or skinny jeans way too long and develops under cheese
Dude, you're wearing that skinny jeans way too long, you're developing musky moose knuckle
When you fist a loose bitch with a yeast infection.
Wallace- Dude, you took her home last night? She's a no-go with that YI.
Jones- Nah man. I was knuckle bumping the oatmeal all night.
Wallace- You're fucking sick.
A social media hashtag where guys show off their moose knuckle on Mondays.
Yo Shanikqua, did you see the bulge in that dudes pants?
Yeah girl don't you know, it's moose knuckle Monday!
To kiss one's fist and immediately or reluctantly punch someone you feel affection for or someone meaningful towards you. Sometimes leading them to bleed.
Me : A girl from my class kissed her fist and punched me.
Friend : That's a bloody knuckle kiss man, be lucky she only gave you a bloody nose.
Arguing online about a topic that is dead. Everyone who's had any interest in the topic has heard everything there is to say. Everyone has made up their mind. Nobody is on the fence. The fence isn't even there anymore. The fence was there to distinguish the sides from each other, but y now it doesn't matter who is standing where. The topic is dead.
This is aptly named after a "game" where two people care way too much about what their peers think of them, to an extent where they take turns punching each other's fists and pretending it doesn't hurt. Everyone watching holds back their laughter while these two people wreck a body part they'll need for the rest of their lives (these are normally kids, and injuring the skeleton before it's finished growing is very harmful. It affects the growth and can cause deformations) because they think it makes them look like badasses, rather than dumbasses.
Who is told that they won Bloody Knuckles is up to house rules, but nobody really wins Bloody Knuckles. Nobody wins Internet Bloody Knuckles either. They think they won, based on whatever (like house rules), but all they really did was stress themselves out. Everyone else took one look at the topic, knew everything that would be said, and just moved on. Unlike the original Bloody Knuckles, Internet Bloody Knuckles can have any number of players, but even 2 is too many.
Now their real problems (which can actually be mitigated) will be harder to deal with.
Person 1: "The fictional character in this lewd drawing is not 18."
Person 2: "Guys, can we not play Internet Bloody Knuckles again? I can't in good conscience look the other way anymore. At this point it's as painful to think about as it is to watch. Go work out or study or stab water with a pencil. Anything but this."
Person 3: "They're not a real person."
Person 2: "Balls... 🤦"
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When you beat the living shit out of your wife and kids while fucking your cousin in her husbands trailer.
That was the best Tennessee knuckle duster I ever gave. (Sips moonshine)
Bryon's mom caught him playing the five knuckle shuffle last night.
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