the epitome of rich white kids. a few hispanics here and there but everyone is rich. it’s probably a law that you can’t attend lake nona if your parents net worth isn’t over $5 milly. all the boys wear polos, cargos shorts and sperry’s. all of the girls wear brandy whatever thefuckville with some sort of trash designer accessory.
jack: do you know who we’re playing today?
jill: yea dude lake nona high school
jack: god damnit
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Greatest fuckin city in the USA. Too many god damn mormans. There is nothing to do, gets too cold then too hot in about one week. Yuppies are everywhere. Good hot rod scence. Punk scence rules the west. When bands from out of state come here they usually get beat up. I.E. Dropkick Murphys a few years ago and Casualities a few weeks ago.
Fuck LA, Boston, and New York; This is salt Lake.
There are a lot of losers in salt lake city, ut
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South Lakes for short, its pretty ghetto, even Fairfax High School is better.
See South Lakes for definitions by people that really go there.
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Getting jerked off by two girls.
Tom the plumber got dry lake speed racer'd over the weekend by two perfect 5's.
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Having unsafe sex with a frozen male cadaver.
Julian : I went skinny dipping in a frozen lake at the weekend.
Andre : You sick bastard.
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located in Lake Stevens Washington, famously known because it is where Chris Pratt the actor went to HIgh School but other than that it is a shithole school that has nothing to show besides the sport teams. it has uncaring staff who only care about their paycheck except the very few who actually care, the food here is just plastic disguised as food.
"hey want to go to Lake stevens high school?" says Robert
"Yeah sure! it'll definitely be a relief from cavelero! I heard they have cool teachers and even had the famous actor of Chris Pratt." Brandon replies
Two years later;
"Man, I fucking hate this place!" both robert and Brandon proclaim. "Lets fucking do homeschool next year or something"
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