a reference to a Harry Potter fan-fiction(word credit to "alwaysbutneverright"). It was used when Lucius/Draco Malfoy wanted to tell the girls they loved how they felt but were too scared.
I love/like you.
Crush: "Well, I gotta go now, bye."
You: "OK, says the moose, see ya later."
I don't mind. Casual way of suggesting one's uncaring thoughts on a matter.
"Hey dude what do you wanna do later?"
"I don't know man, I'm a Moose."
linglinger hitting it from the back while her titties sag
moose ass handing out papers like she tryna get a raise
Nov. 23 is Moose Day. You must ride a moose to all your destinations.
Damn it! I forgot it's Moose Day, I can't leave my house.
An older woman who dislikes children and in return verbally disciplined them with crude insults
She’s a Decaying Moose - Moose Bag!
A dodge ram that has a measly gas engine with tow mirrors to compensate for its lack of displacement and forced induction. Also, a retarded moose has a lift kit to fit offroad mud tires contrary to the fact that it is 2wd. The retarded moose is a cheap mans compensation for penis size.
If you can not afford a cummins, just get a retarded moose.
A derogatory term for Canadians. From Canadia.
That Mountie was a total moose chucker. "Beaver crossing" my frozen, polite ass, eh.