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The left over dookie in your ass crack after pooping and not wiping good enough.
Damn Tommy, I ran out of tp while camping. I had moose tracks the whole hike.
Like completely sober. No substances in the body
“Yo bro are you drunk or something?”
“nah bro I’m sober as a moose”
when you forget it's actually called 'deer in headlights' so you say "moose in headlights"
He was like a moose in headlight *note - Carol forgot what it's actually called, so instead she said the wrong term (moose in headlights)*
A big fat dick because no one likes him and is a loney bitch Because he is gay
Man walker moose sucks sooo much dick
When you go to the bathroom but the aftermath is worse than expected, and the smell is horrible
Don't got into the restroom I killed a moose. I killed a moose therefore you sould give it sometime before you go in there.
Obnoxiously loud sex between two Canadians during the dead months of winter
To pass the time during winter my aunt and uncle moose boned in their cabin up in the forests of Toronto
Obnoxiously loud sex between two Canadians during the dead months of winter
To pass the time during winter my aunt and uncle moose boned in their cabin up in the forests of Toronto