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Loooo-vin'... is what I got...
C'mere, baby, lemme show you some o' my magic powers.
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Pants That Can Count ANYTHING.
Books.
Money.
Pubic Hair.
Last Night My Magic Pants Counted My Pubics.
I Got 90008765298
Lulllz.
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something someone does that amazes others.
"whoa, you read my mind."
"no, i was just working my gangster magic."
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When you are getting a BJ by the top of a staircase and you push the girl backwards down the stairs.
me....."your mom is in the hospital."
Jimmy.."why?"
me....."I gave her a Magic Carpet and she broke her neck. my bad"
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Mixture of coke and red wine; got it's name from Michael Jackson allegedly mixing red wine and coke then giving it to underage kids.
MJ got the unknowing boy drunk with a magic coke.
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The only theme park in Arkansas. There is a few good rides, but the park is outdated and falling apart. The park has changed management like 15 times because apparently having shitty food that you stand in hour in line in for someone to fill a soda cup is what makes a theme park great. They advertise having concerts during the summer, but are just cheap ways for emerging artists to get extra dough between tours. The even have special tickets for dumb nuts: the season pass, because people are too stupid to waste money more than once.
Hey! Lets go to magic springs!
Dude: yea! wait three hours in line for my $15 soda to get refilled!!!
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