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Crossing two or more lanes without yielding to get around heavy traffic or make a last minute exit.
Hey you're going to need to make a Mexican slide if you want to make that exit.
When a woman wraps her thighs around the face of man with a moustache like Tom Selleck and a Hat like Speedy Gonzalez and says “ándale arriba!”
“Jimmy came to work on Monday with whiplash!”
“Yeah, I heard Monica gave him The Mexican Neckbrace after that party on the weekend.”
A sexual act in which one partner requests to have a 1:1 mix of hot sauce and icy hot shoved up their ass, either via a plunger or turkey baster
"When you go to the store can you get more Tabasco, icy hot, and a hemorrhoid pillow? Billy gave me a Mexican seabreeze last night and now I can't sit comfortably."
Pretty much just normal hentai except with Mariachi
Me: Man you wanna go watch some Hentai?
Friend: There's this new thing called Mexican Hentai. Wanna try it?
Me: Sure, why not right?
The act of a homosexual banging a man who has diarrhea in the butt with a carrot and simultaneously jacking off and ejactulating into his butthole, and creating a Mexican coleslaw-like mix.
Mike gave Ray the Mexican Coleslaw last night and rolled around in the sheets enveloped themselves to make a human burrito.
When you and yo girl fuck a chipotle burrito at the same time.
Guy 2: Dude, Rebecca said you had a threesome?
Guy 1: Yeah, with a chipotle burrito
Guy 2: Dafuq?
Guy 1: Yeah we had a mexican threesome
When you sit on someone's chest and take a hot steaming dump and then proceed to scoot around their chest and stomach like a dog in order to create a smooth, slippery, warm layer of shit; much like a Zamboni does to an ice rink.
My girl didn't wanna bone because it was too cold, so I gave that ho a Mexican Zamboni, and we were good to go