sock n lock

A home made weapon.
It's made by putting a heavy lock (e.g.: a master lock) in a balled up sock, then in the other from the pair.
It draws from the Morningstar or "mace and chain" style bludgeoning techniques
Its fast to make, and non-assembled is not considered a deadly weapon. It deals far more damage then merely swinging a heavy chain.

Its sometimes referred to as a smiley due to the mark left by the locks bolt.

Back in the 30's, idiots rumbled with chains, bats, and switchblades. Now they rumble with guns, but I still use my sock n lock to bash up the neighborhood cars.

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Jump 'N Hump

A dance move in which a person will come up behind the dancer or other person and proceed to hump/dance with them until the person turns around, at which time the jump 'n hump individual runs away avoiding recognition and leaving their victim confused and stunned. The literal translation deriving from being physically jumped and then humped.

Girl: (dancing, somehow gets separated from other girls/friends)
Guy: (starts dancing behind her)
Girl: what? (starts to turn around)
Guy: (Turns to girl next to her and starts dancing looking unaware)
Girl: Watch out Meg, there's some guy here doing the Jump 'N Hump.

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Jerk N Snooze

The act of masterbaition followed by immedite snooze, or slumber. Mostly done after intense workout or at bed time.

When Charlie got done rapping in zombies, he decided to Jerk N Snooze for a bit before going to the club.

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rub n' tug

n.(rub-en-tug)
a massage parlor where a gentleman goes for a massage (rub) and hand release(tug); see rub and tug, see also happy ending

I'm so tense I think I'll stop at a rub n' tugs on I-81.

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chicken n milk

A noun that refers to a sexy girl, that is more than likely off limits, or trouble, for one reason or another. Comes from the Idea that chicken and milk steroids give hotties a apple bottom and nice breasts

There was chicken n milk all over the restaurant, but I didnt want my girl to know I was hungry.

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ass n titties

Lyrics to DJ Assault's Hit Song

Ass n Titties, Ass n Titties, Ass Ass, Titties Titties, Ass n Titties

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Wank n’ Spank

When you are giving your cock a vigorous wank and you have a sexual partner lovingly, but repeatedly and firmly, spanking your dangling ballsack at the same time. Ideally, the wank and the spank are performed in synchronized fashion.

I was giving myself a old fashioned wank when my girl walked in. She helped finish me off with a wank n’ spank. My balls are sore as hell.

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