I'm not your bitch

The common response to a case of mistaken identity whereby someone wrongly suspects you of being their bitch.

"I'm afraid I must inform you that I'm not your bitch, I believe that might be your bitch sitting over there. Have a nice day."

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i'm bout to nut!

Wen u bout to nut!

To eject sperm out or your penis (hehehehe)
Person 1" what are you doing"
Person 2" nutting why"
Person 1" did you want to go die?"
Person 2"dude I'm popin a nut"

i'm bout to nut!

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I'm a free bitch

Lady GaGa's new catchphrase. Can be found in some of her songs on the "Fame Monster" album.

Lady GaGa - Dance In The Dark "...poison...inject me baby I'm a free....bitch. I'm a free bitch."

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I think I'm

These 3 words put fear in any man or boy who isn't expecting it. They are usually followed up by the word pregnant.

girl: I really enjoyed sex with you a few weeks ago. guy : Me too it was great. girl : I think I'm --------. guy: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

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i'm not saying, i'm just saying

Insulting someone, while still being polite.

Guy: Tiffany's ugly as shit.
Guy 2: wait, what?
Guy: I'm not saying, I'm just saying
Guy 2: eh, guess you're right. She is pretty fucking ugly

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I'm Friggin' Snake!

The act of playing a "Metal Gear Solid" video game on easy mode, running through each and every room blasting enemies with bullets. Requires 0% stealth action.

Bob: "Have you beaten MGS3 yet?"
Eric: "Yup. Sure did."
Bob: "How? You bought it 2 days ago!"
Eric: "Dude, I used the I'm Friggin' Snake! tactic."
Bob: "Bro, you are SUCH a loser."

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I'm Real with You

I'm Honest with You, I've Never Lied to You.

I'm Real with You, So Don't Tell Me I'm A Liar.