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A person of young age who hasn't quite hit puberty yet and has a high voice that plays videos games a lot and believes they're good when they really suck so much ass everyone hates them for playing!
Hey you damn prepubescent noob you suck a lot at this game you think you're good but you really fucking suck!
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Any explosive device that is mounted to the gun in a game.
Good for firing at multiple enemies coming around a corner.
Bad for firing at one guy who can be easily dispatched with one bullet.
"IT'S A TACTICAL ATTACHMENT!!!!!!!QUIT USING IT LIKE A NOOB TUBE!!!!"
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Basics of this saing come from noob which you will see is a slam on new people... in the past directed toward game players an poeple of the sort but now.... well with my community of peoples... has become a broader diss to ne one new to ne thing! lol it acctually is a funny diss so give her a shot
some douche comes up acting bad at say... basket ball... you stomp him... your comment "What a Noob!"!!!
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To put it simply, a virgin. Can also be referred to someone who has never touched a woman's breast before.
Kyle: Hey, you know that John's a virgin, right?
Bob: Ha! What a boob-noob.
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Generally used on the internet and in real-life, this word has many origins. Generally used to describe someone as an outcast, or someone who does something out of the norm on a constant basis.
Meaning 1: Someone who fails simple everyday tasks. For example - failing to operate an ATM, tie ones shoes properly or wash their hands after using the toilet.
Meaning 2: Someone who fails to socialise in a normal way. For example - at a pub or club, attempting to use a pick-up line on a girl.
Meaning 3: Someone who can no longer function properly in a real environment, and must live constantly "online" connected to their computer/mobile phone/television/etc
1: "Holy shit, that guy over there has been trying to put his card into the ATM the wrong way around for the past 10 minutes, what a life noob."
2:
Ben: Hey baby, wanna come back to my house for a drink? I've got cable TV
Girl: *SLAP*
Ben: ouch. Hey sugar wanna come back to my house for a drink? I have a BMW
Girl2: *SLAP*
Ben: yeow. Hey honey wanna come back to my place for a coffee? I own stocks in a multimillion dollar company
Girl3: *SLAP*
3: "Holy shit. Those two fat geeks do nothing but play World of Warcraft all day, I bet they've forgotten the real world uses dollars and when you die you don't respawn."
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Someone who is absolutely new something, but still pretends to know what he/she is doing. usually to an annoying degree.
noob sauce: DUDE!!! i got a kill! woot in your face!!!
regular person: i just got back from eating a half-hour lunch and you only found my guy once?!?!?
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You're a noob for not knowing what a noob is. You're actually such a noob that you had to look up the word noob on urbandictionary. Wait, should I say this in your language?
Translated into noob:
ur lyk a n00b 4 nawt noin wut a n00b izz. ur acshally suchhhh a n00b dat u had 2 l00k up da werd n00b 0n urbandickshanary.
noob: wutz lyk a n00b???!!??!1!1!!!
actual person: You don't know what a noob is? Wow, you're such a noob!
noob: but lyk wut iz dat??!?!!? lyk wtf lyk????!?!1!?!?!!?
actual person: *sigh*
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