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An exasperating social condition. Archetypically, the sufferer is a straight male with lots of female friends, but who cannot get a date or get laid to save his life. This is because every woman he meets, he befriends, and then when he tries to advance out of the 'friend zone' into 'boyfriend territory', he gets a speech to the effect of "I can't sleep with you, you're such a good friend, I don't want to risk our friendship". Typically, the rejecting female friend will then date/fuck other men who are total douchebags, then bitch and moan about them at length to their platonic male friends. Chances are, most of these platonic male friends are either gay, or straight and secretly furious that that mongoloid cracker homunculus fuck gets to fuck her, when he is clearly inferior in every way.
"I have lots of hot female friends, and none of them like me 'that way'. I have nice guy syndrome and I'm not even all that nice."
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What you say to someone after they have fucked up, as in catching a ball.
*throws something, it hits you in the head*
"Nice catch, no-catch!"
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A code term used to describe a woman's nice ass.
When checking out a woman's ass, you pretend to be looking at her boots and comment on the "Nice Boots" when really you are commenting on her ass.
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When a poor nice guy can't get a girl to like him just because she
- already has a boyfriend
- thinks he is completely unattractive
- doesn't like his personality
or because he
- is a total neckbeard
- doesn't understand social cues
- is probably a brony, furry, etc.
- calls himself a "pickup artist"
- wears a fedora everywhere he goes
A neckbeard says, "I can't believe Stephanie won't dump her boyfriend and be my girlfriend. Girls always go for the douchebags when they could have a guy like me who will love them and respect them!"
His non-neckbeard friend replies, "Dude- you've totally got Nice Guy Syndrome! Go jack off to My Little Pony or some shit."
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When someone tries to get information about your firearms in Canada for unknown reasons.
Potential RCMP" hey guys heres a useful tool to catalog your firearms"
User " nice try RCMP "
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a way of life and part of the female code
Or
saying your going to wear a really slutty outfit
Girl 1 - What you wearing tonight?
Girl 2 - Oh probably just jeans and a nice top x
Girl 1 - Ok cool babes x
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The parting of the bum cheeks before anal. Usually a reference to intercourse between gay men. Made popular by the sold out on Itunes cover by Lady Lloyd one of the most famous Drag Queens/Fuck Ups in History, Star of the infamous Drag Queens of London (verified on Twitter)
You sliced my ass in two
That man over there I'd love him to slice me nice
I would slice you nice all over London
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