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Generally strawberry blonde colored facial hair. Either blondes or "red heads" can have ginger beards. Ginger beards tend to make people look like leprechauns and should be avoided at all costs.
Me: GINGER!!! (punches friend)
Friend: Dude, that guy needs to get rid of that ginger beard, keep walking around like that and he's gonna get mugged for his pot of gold!
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Tiny patches of hair on a teenagers chin.
Dude that's not a real beard it's just a goat beard.
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A woman with red pubic hair
I always wondered if Sally was a real red head, when I went down on her and saw that ginger beard I had no more doubts.
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Babies with beards. Once there was a secret orphanage of bearded babies in Holland, and the Brothers Grimm based "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves" on that, which Disney consequentially stole from them, after which some cartoon porno (not hentai, necessarily) stole that version and made it pervy.
Girls can have the deformity too.
And the worst part of it is: You can't shave it off. EVER.
Drunk 17 year old pregnant: Is it a boy?
Doctor: It's a girl.
Drunker 35 year old husband/father: It's a midgetman!
Dr: No, it's a Beard Baby.
D17YPG (nuzzling her baby's chin to her cheek): mmmmmm... Fuzzy...
BEARD BABIES CAN ALSO BE USED TO CATAPAULT AT FRENCHMEN AND BEANERS.
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5 Year Old that doesn't like have a penis beard: I DON'T WIKE HAVING A PENIS BEAWD! IT HUWTS! MY PENIS BEAWD HUWTS!
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The classic look exhibited by the man, myth, and legend known as Bryan Michael Wright. Until recently, this Wonder of the World was able to grow uninhibited in its natural habitat on the face of Mr. Wright. However, a recent change in his relationship status has resulted in the shaving, trimming, grooming, and cultivating of the most important piece of facial hair on Earth, the beard of Big Bryan Wright.
Remember when Bryan looked really cute...yeah, it was when he had his GINGER BEARD.
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A name given to an overweight male who has a set of man boobs and a beard.
"Check out the tits on that guy over there"
"Yeah man, he looks more like a bearded lady!"
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