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anal speed bag

Fisting the anus with both hands in a rapid succession.

That girls anus was used like an anal speed bag. Imagine Rocky Balboa punching a speed bag.

by Folks from D7 September 19, 2017


g-speed graduate

when you graduate college in two years like Jeb Bush

The g-speed graduate was bound to do good for his country until the end of time.

by Coop Dupe November 24, 2019


Bathtub Speed

The terminal velocity of a porcelain bathtub.

"When I was skydiving I almost went bathtub speed."

by benisthelion October 18, 2017


Speed Media

Speed Media is a format used to convey content very quickly and concisely

"The information about the game was written in speed media, got through it in less than a minute."

by Notime November 27, 2013


Gary Speed

Direct translation to guaranteed

Tom: “would you shag Maura boss man?”
Ben: “yeah, Gary speed

by Bigger dick jones June 19, 2019


Gary speed

When your mate goes absolutely bastardised over some booger sugar

My mate zico has just become Gary speed again .

by Gazza speed May 19, 2023


Speed Goat

Any animal that willingly and suicidally places itself between your automobile and your destination at an inopportune moment. From the combination of Speed Bump + Goat (generic animal).

Watch out for those Speed Goats in the middle of Wyoming, they'll get you every time.

by CodeMan Sr. December 13, 2010