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A person of the jewish faith. From the argument scene in 'Monty Python's life of Brian' between Brian and his mother. As in "I'm a hawk nose, a Hebe, Red Sea Pedestrain, I'm Kosher mum and proud of it!"
This sentiment is entirely understandable, given Brian's other option of being a spic!
Which in it's turn is preferable to admitting coming fromBedford (which is a bit like masturbation....i.e. one may indulge, but one wouldn't admit it in polite company
"Oi you some Hawk nose or Something?"
"No my bufoniform appearence merely denotes that I come from Bedford, please take your anti-semetic sentiments elsewhere"
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Someone who whines so much about a particular subject to extreme annoyance of the rest of his/her audience. Supposedly sharing character traits with people that have nose bleeds after long rants. Cotton buds are sometimes used to stop the bleeding.
Ted: I refuse to listen on the latest album of x band because the simply sold out.
Jeff: Quit being such a cotton nose.
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Origin: results when waking up in the middle of the night to eat out your girlfriend or significant other's private anal area; only to find they had passed wet gas leaving the person performing oral service covered with brown debris.
Verb: means having a bad day, fucked over, or being treated badly
Also: Brown nosed, brown noseying
Having a bad day:
How was your day bro?
Fuck dude, I got brown nosed the entired day. My boss kept being a cunt to me all day. Yelling at me and asking me to do tons of useless bullshit work.
Getting fucked over:
Dude, you just got another 4 hours of work at 10 pm on Friday, and you've been here since 6 am. You got brown nosed, ha ha
Bro, I drank a lot last night. I'm fucking brown nosed today.
Getting screwed:
If two bros work together for the same boss:
Bro, I work less than you, leave earlier every day and I got a phat raise. You got brown nosed--no raise and you work twice as hard as me. Fuck YEAH!!!
After partying too hard:
Bro, we smoked pot all night, drank five handles of crown and did 3 grams of coke, I'm fuckn brown nosed today
Fucked over:
Dude, I'm gonna brown nose that bitch. She's been lying and cheating on me. I'm gonna key her fucking car, bust a nut in her milk, put pubes in her food in the fridge; and dip her tooth brush in the toilet. That cunt is never gonna know.
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"Hey Buddy, looks like you've got a nose pickle on your shirt!"
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Term used to describe a person who has a larger than normal nose. People tend to avoid these large noses out of fear of getting hit by them.
" Wow, that girl had a rockin' body, but damn did she a have some horn nose."
" Steve you should get work done on that horn nose so someone might actually find you attractive."
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When a male or female violently sniffs your asshole.
Josh: Hey Joe, guess what happened to me last night.
Joe: What?
Josh: I got someone to Pig Nose me.
Joe: Lucky!
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