To be old and a bitch at the same time
Ay bro Leroy was acting like a ole bitchass last night
A more colorful version of the ol' one two punch; the ol' tag and bag; the ol' shake and bake. Basically when you and your homie team up and do something fuckin awesome.
The groom had two Best Men, so we teamed up for the Best Man speech at the wedding and gave it the ol' 1979 buttfuck.
Someone who is so ate up and has no direction in life that you commonly ask yourself why you are even friends with them.
"Wow, did you see Ole kike this weekend? That dude was ripping one hitters and drank a fifth by himself"
"Yeah, that dude is way ate up. He has no goals, poor guy"
YOUR TOOO BORED JUST DO THE WORK YOU ARE SO LAZY
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A lady that is so fat that she can’t move on her own
Damn that bitch so much of a big ol fat lady that her elbow has a camel toe
The British way of saying water, commonly used by british tourists traveling to America.
British Ava: Hey! Can I have a bo’ ‘ole ‘o ‘woer?
McDonalds Worker: Are you British?