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A guy with an above average sized dick, who thinks his dick is so good that he can fuck any woman, including your best friend or your sister. His dick preempts him from any human ethics, whatsoever.
That guy thinks he's Mr. Dick! He was flirting with my best friend right in front of me.
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A nigga who admires another man so much to the point that they do everything in they power to get them to notice them like a luh hoe. These are usually the people that have no father figure, 0 hoes, broke ash, and jus a overall goofy. Dick riding is a popular trend that alot of males tend to do. The gay ones i should say. Some dont even dick ride 1 person, they dick ride everyone they encounter, bouncing from dick to dick like a trampoline.
"Tanner looks so cute today just look at the way he breathes"
Your to young to be a dick rider
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Yet another delicious Asian dish.
After trying Asian dick, she now loves Asian food.
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The act of, post ejaculation, cleaning oneself with toilet paper only to find later that night or the next morning that your penis has bits of toilet paper stuck to it. While intercourse could lead to this condition, clearly, it is mostly attributed to violent masturbation.
Jules: What'd you do last night when I was out of town?
Jason: Nothing much. Rebuilt a lawnmower for fun.
Jules: I bet. You're disgusting. Go take a shower, you have a creepy case of TP Dick going on.
Jason: Oh, sorry. "This Old House" was on last night, and I got a little turned on.
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Def 1. When a guy misleads you by sensationalising the size of his penis to get more attention, later on finding out for it to be a disappointing lie.
Def 2. When captions or images of porn vids are sensationalised or exaggerated to encourage you to click them. You probably will do anyway.
Def 1- oh Becky I was totally dick-baited yesterday when I found out Kevin's "12 inch tower" was actually the size of my pinky toe
Def 2- big booty babe teen gets split in half by 1432 mile monster cockalock
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That itch you get when you dump your stick in anything that walks.
I was deep in your bitch and caught that itchy dick
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(n.) A sexual position wherein the woman dominates, and thus becomes, the man.
(v.) The act of getting dominated by your woman friend.
Dude, last night my lady friend totally dick-loesched me.
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