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Poker puppy

Good girl

Want to be my poker puppy

by Amoreeeelus July 18, 2024


scarlett..puppy

my best friend, always been there for me no matter what. the kindest person you could ever meet, amazing at everything they do and the best person i’ve ever met. they can never fail to make someone genuinely happy and make me feel better, the best content creator i know and my forever bestfriend

scarlett..puppy is amazing

by cashmerepuppup April 14, 2022


yes puppy

A person who does everything someone else tells them

In a guy it sound like they are either weak or whipped

Hey are you going to the movie tonight?

Do you want me to?

Face palm I asked you not myself stop being a yes puppy

by Cooliothecat December 20, 2013


Semen Puppy

A person who alive thanks to a sperm donor and may not know their ethnic background; a mutt.

Where are you? Puerto Rican? Cuban? Scottish?

I don't know. I am a semen puppy.

by MKCOMEDY January 13, 2013


hurt puppy syndrome

One who feigns injuries and/or illness to win the sympathy, attention, and intimacy of others exhibits "hurt puppy syndrome" . A form of sociopathic behavior.

Jimmy played the hurt puppy syndrome card to win the attentions of the girl next door.

by Jiggle lo April 16, 2015


soapy puppy

a game you play with your friend in the shower.

we played some soapy puppy.

by chuckycheeseballs January 26, 2012


Puppy-Weight

PUPPY-WEIGHT is a relatively new term used to describe the weight of a puppy on any sheet, comforter, quilt, towel, or other fabric. The exact puppy-weight can be calculated by multiplying every pound of the puppy’s actual weight by twenty-three. Add in 5 pounds for additional friction and there you have it. Puppy-weight.

Get this "dog" off my bed, his puppy-weight is killing my arm!
This dog your brought home with you, won't move off the bed, i had to drag him off the bed. His puppy-weight was incredible.

by Jerrylandry2 September 16, 2019