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When intensely focused on something or talking about something and out if nowhere something out of the blue catches your attention, PEANUT BUTTER BOX.
I was playing catch with my dog and along came a squirrel and, PEANUT BUTTER BOX!
I was telling my girlfriend a story and mid sentence...PEANUTBUTTER BOX!!!!
The act of receiving felatio after your girl ate buffalo wings while also watching a Charlie Brown holiday special.
Steve: Did you watch the Great Pumpkin last night?
Bob: Yes Steve! In fact, Lisa was over and I made it a Spicy Peanut special!
When you are finished taking a dump, but there isn't anything you can use to wipe nearby, and you waddle cheeks spread to find toilet paper.
Guy 1: What is he doing?
Guy 2: Ha! The Peanut Butter Shuffle! I made sure to take all the paper out of the bathroom.
Guy 1: That's sick dude...
A fat guy who thinks hes the shit 24/7
How are you doing man?
Im good thanks, Like always
Fuck hes a festive peanuts
(noun) A peanut that varies in size. It is usually brown in color. Despite it's slight color variation, it is nearly indistinguishable from other peanuts. The only purpose of the rogue peanut is to make an awful taste in your mouth when eaten. A taste of bitterness and sourness and shame all combined into one.
A bought a bag of bulk peanuts and more than half of them were rogue...so i threw them all out. Rogue peanuts ruin everything.
When somebody's lips are unbelievably crusty and dry that parts of the lips can be peeled off like an orange, and is so cracked that it gives the appearance of peanut brittle.
"Nigga'd better shut up before your peanut brittle lips start to snow"