The Constitution of the United States of America was trying to create the perfect union. The constitution's goal was to establish justice, promote wellbeing, and create liberty now and forever.
The United States, founding father, American Revolution, the perfect union
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A band that started out as a side project of tool that turned out to become a little bit better. Not a lot but enough for anyone to notice the difference. Problbly my favorite band with korn in a close second.
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When someone alters a picture on their facebook or myspace page to make themselves look better then they really are. Often used as a way to make themselves hotter, or make themselves look like they have met someone or done something that they really haven't.
Me: hey i like your myspace picture
you: oh yeah, it's totally picture perfect.
Me: really?.. I hate you
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When 2 or more people release a rancid fart in a close proximity to each other.
dude, roll down the windows, we've just created the perfect storm!
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A Perfect -gasm is the -gasm a guy with a Perfect Dick has.
I suck the Perfect -gasms out of Matt's Perfect Dick!
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The "perfect gentleman" is a man who has so much respect for women that instead of seeking sex, insists on having test tube babies with an attractive partner.
This man also most likely is a person who pees without ever touching his penis.
Perfect Gentleman: "Phwoar! You're hot! I'd love to fertilise your eggs!"
Attractive woman: *strange look*
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1) The one thing that keeps getting better and better as technology and boobs get more advanced and bigger, respectively.
2) Something us guys are obsessed with ;)
Vincent: Dude look at her, Chandler!
Chandler: Yeah, I know! She has perfect boobs!
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