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The best friend anyone could ask for who’s name was a typo
“He’s a pillow skates he forgot his own kid”
“PILLOW”
when u make a pillow fort and someone dutch ovens it and it smells so rancid and nasty like rotten eggs.
Aw man! Who pillow farted?!?!?! it smells bad! evacuate!
The song of discovering an unwanted gift on your pillowcase;bedding
David: Doo doo, doo doo on the pillow case
Amy: You is nasty, David!
The red stuff you find on your pillow after your wife shot you.
I woke up and found some pillow ketchup.
I love you forever, also take a shower.
“Do you love me” says Person 1
“Baby Pillow” says person 2
A metaphor expressing regret or perhaps envy when another situation is perceived to be better when in all likelihood those in the other situation feel the same way about yours. Short for "The pillow is always cooler on the other side".
Debbie says she wishes she wasn't barren and I hate my kids with seeing intensity. I guess the pillow is always cooler on the other side.