Fresh off the pipe

A term used after having recently smoked a bowl to tell his/her sober friends that he/she is under the influence of marijuana

Friend 1: "yo dude whats going on?"

Stoner: "man I'm fresh off the pipe... And it feels so good"

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pipe the fuck down

"pipe the fuck down"

use it when anyone is being outrageous. or just doing something you find unreasonable.

Teacher: "tonight's homework is-"

Jenna: "PIPE the fuck down."

or used to dismiss unfavorable action:

*guy presses elevator button again even though you have clearly pressed it*

"PIPE the FUCK down, sir"

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Cut the pipe

To 'be cool'. Implies to the target that they should either become cooler or maintain their current high level of coolness. Comes from the action of making 'ring bling' by cutting a metal pipe into segments. The rings made can then be worn on the fingers, increasing ones coolfactor.

"Hey man, cut the pipe!"
"see yah guy, cut the pipe!"

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double pipe

When you burb and fart at the same time

I just did a double pipe classic.

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flanker pipe

peeing out of ur butt

Sean flanker piped in the bathrrom

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pipe plugger

homosexual, one who plugs the asshole with a penis or a dildo

(in a bar or club) hey, you see that guy over there he's a pipe plugger

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Corn Cock Pipe

The surprise piece of corn that gets attached to your penis as you pull out of the anus after having anal sex with a male or female who recently ate corn.

Man: Dude, I boned some chick last night in the ass and when I pulled out, I had a piece of corn stuck to my dick.

Friend: Maybe I should go get you a button nose to go with the corn cock pipe!