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Pissing in extremely cold temperatures, usually so cold that the pee freezes in midair.
Man 1: Aw man! I went polar pissing again and my pee froze!
Man 2: Well next time, try not to stick your dick out and piss when the temperature is below zero. Polar pissing is dangerous to your health.
Man 1: Gee, thanks, I'll remember that next time my piss freezes inside my dick.
When you want to piss after busting a obese nut to your favorite waifu but there's still some cum left on your foreskin, mixing the urine with the semen.
Jerry: Dude, i needed to piss but there was some cum left on my PP! That means i made infused piss!
Thomas: wdym? What will happen now?
Jerry: idk, i guess i will give birth to a scary sewer monster.
Kat: Dude, that's gross
Jerry: So, can i piss in yo pussy, Kat?
Thomas: bro wtf
when you take an absolutely humongous piss. just so huge and thorough. like totally giant and stuff.
Getting an erection due to having to take a piss.
Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.
Ashley: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.
The horrible, nagging pain that you feel when you have an urgent need to take a leak!
Where is the toilet? I've got a terrible piss pain!
A piss piggy is a man who attends homosexual piss orgies to get in the middle of all the other men pissing and cumming just to recieve the symphony of fluids all over his body to then snarf up it all like a little piggy.
He is such a little piss piggy. At every orgy, he can never just fuck us all in the ass. He has to get in the middle and snarf up all the piss and cum while oinking in pleasure so I never get a turn.