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a more normal and not sus way to say sut my fede dejlige pik
boy one: bro your so bad
boy two: sut min pit,
When your armpits have the very distinct odor associated with weed
Friend 1: "Dude, what smells like weed?"
Friend 2: "I don't know let me check the pits"
Friend 2: "Oh man, have I got some dank pits or what?"
A place where rape,dick-ina-box, ICUMBLOOD,and fapping are answers to common problems. Never go here for comfort!
A common dissusion on UGs pit
user1: My dog ran away.
user2: Rape the dogs scent
user3: Fap to your mother
user4: go to church and in the middle of the service jump up and yell"ICUMBLOOD!"
user5: Give your girlfriend your Dick-ina-box!
User1: These answers are no good!
user6: *Sigh* never have ask the pit for help.
When you put on too much deodorant and clumps of it get stuck in your pit hair.
YEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWW!!!!!!!
Oh sorry, I just pulled out some pit shits.
A fistfight.
"Is that...is that a two person mosh pit in front of the stage?"
"Back in my day, we called them 'fistfights'."
someone who DOESNT KNOW HOW TO EAT A FUCKING ORANGE. GOD DAMN IT YOU ONLY PEEL THE ORANGE ONCE. WHEN YOU GET TO THE INSIDE OF THE ORANGE YOU JUST SEPARATE IT INTO SLICES AND EAT THEM. THE WHITE LEATHER IS A PART OF THE ORANGE. YOU HEATHEN
sun: you have to peel the orange twice
me: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT????WHAT
cic: YOU DESERVE TO BE BULLIED
me: I AM GOING TO CAUSE THE GENOCIDE OF ANYONE WHO PEELS ORANGES TWICE
me: THE FOUNDER OF ROACH PIT IS GOING To diE