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The act of of squeezing your turdcutter with so much force the poop flies out and makes a splashdown in the toilet/urnal.
"Dude, did you see him do that power shit?"
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A special couch for two very special people.
Designed for lazing, sitting, lying and/or flopping.
Very large and leathery but only fits two people for some reason. More than two, results in anti-power couch. (not good)
A power couch may bring bouts of happiness and 'frisky' behaviour in some individuals. Others experience drowsiness, resulting in inappropriate public naps. (One person usually on top on the other.)
The two special people may designate their own personal power couch, usually in a bar, restaurant, or a more private sector such as at their home.
The purpose of the power couch differs according to each couple.
If primary power couch is not available, a secondary one is named to temporarily replace it. (not permanently)
But it is not the same.
If couple indulge in excessive 'flopping', the vicinity of their power couch is called A Flop Shop.
In general, a Power Couch will result in the couple starting in an upright position, but due to the comfy nature of the leather as well as other factors, the couple end up either lying on the couch, or on each other.
Mainly used for cuddling.
Similar to a Love seat, only much larger.
'want to go to Power couch?'
'of course.'
'I wish power couch were free right now, i really want to sit with you.'
'I miss power couch.'
'I love our power couch.'
etc..
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The type of guy that will love you like no other. He will treat a girl with the utmost respect and love her thoroughly. But will most likely cheat on her and keep going back to the same girl he dated in high school. Doesn't try to hurt you but has no moral compass. Likes younger girls.
Friend 1: did you hear Joshua Powers cheated on Brittany?
Friend 2: what? No way he loves her so much.
Friend 1: Yah he totally had sex with a girl he dated 3 years ago, while he was a junior, and he and Brittany are still engaged.
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The political power granted to people who are perceived to be victims by society. It's a result of identity politics, which is a bogus form of politics where one uses their identity in attempt to win an argument.
Man: the wage gap isn't real. all the studies disregard the different professions between men and women
Woman: excuse me? as a black woman, I am a victim of the patriarchy
Everyone: *claps*
Man: I hate victim power
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An energy all juggalos feel inside them. A sort of chill going throughout there body leading to a smile, or just a really deep thought. Many instances of feeling this comes from songs like, "juggalo homies" "juggalo paradise" "thy unvieling" "we belong" and of course "juggalo family"
Personally, for me, the quote: "Truth is we follow god, we've always been behind him, the carnival is god and may all juggalos find him" makes me almost shed a tear and puts a huge smile on my face :) REAL JUGGALO POWER!!!
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The act of inserting an entire fist into the anus of a sex partner. The arm is extended to full length to look similar to the black power symbol, but it is called brown power as it is inserted into the bum.
My best move in the sack is definitely the Brown Power, she was screaming all night
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1. What you do on the sidewalk in front of lots of cars when you are bored to death and have no life and dont care whether or not anyone thinks you are a crazy psycho or not.
me:*hillbilly accent* Power Rangers Go!!!
me and friend:*power ranger hand thingy*Num Chuck! num chuck! num cuck! num!....chuck!
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