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rape cat destroyer of worlds is one of the most fearsome and terrifying forces on earth. rape cat is several dozen feet tall and is nigh indestructible. most of the time he sleeps rolle din a ball in the sun, but once every few years, he goes on a terrible rampage, consuming entire cities and leaving the earth desolate and desecrated behind him. the streets run red with blood when rape cat come to town. during his reign of terror, rape cat never stops screaming swear words. every breath he takes is accompanied by a curse word so foul, that it would put a wounded pirate to shame.
if word of rape cat's awakening reaches your ears, find a deep dark hole, or start running very fast in the opposite direction
person 1- oh sweet zombie Jesus on a pogo stick!
person 2- what in shits name is the matter?
person 1- Rape cat is awake.
person 2- oh good glorious gods of the the Netherlands, hide me!
person 1- fuck you, i got no room left in my bunker.
person 2- oh noes, I'm gonna die!
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When someone forces you to watch a movie.
When you end up watching a movie (especially a bad one) despite several attempts to get out of it.
All I wanted to do was see The Darjeeling Limited but despite my attempts to get out of it, I was movie raped into seeing Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium!
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Uconn's trail to all off campus housing where all the parties are held.
it looks sketchy, thus it is called the rape trail. Also most people come back to campus late at night using the rape trail and are often wasted.
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when a monkey bends you over and you just sit there and take it yeaaa you like that whispers the monkey you wanna say no but you know you love it yeaa num num.
dude i just got monkey raped...it it hurt
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Gamer slang for getting totally annihilated or owned by your opponents.
Dude, that last Crucible match was like getting sent to Planet of the Rapes!
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When your boss calls and screams at you for problems that you did not create. Usually your boss is crazy and doesn't know how to handle her own life. She lashes out at people in such harsh tones and loud screams it hurts your ears.
That bitch boss Susan just ear raped me for ten minutes because she was mad at Rhonda.
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when an undesirable individual takes your phone without asking and acquires your number by calling or texting themselves from your phone. Please remember that this is done without your permission. Sometimes the number rapist will call or text the victim the following day, often implying that the number was given with mutual consent.
Ew, that ugly guy totally number raped me at the game last night.
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