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Milagros’s Husband
The most perfect men in the world 🌍
Simply in love with him
Who’s Robert Pattinson?
He is mili’s husband
Who is Robert’s Pattinson girl?
Milagros and Robert are so in love <3
someone:what’s your husbands name again?
Me:Robert Pattinson
Robert Pattinson aka my husband, my soulmate, my everything. Robert Pattinson is the sexiest man alive.
“Omg did you see Robert Pattinson in that new movie HES so hot”
“Spitting facts right now”
Robert Pattinson is the hottest, sexiest man to ever walk this planet. He is also known as Edward Cullen. Robert Pattinson is so beautiful I can’t even explain it!!!!!
Me: OMG IS THAT ROBERT PATTINSON! HE IS SO HOT
Robert Pattinson: yeah that’s me
Me: *faints*
Robert Pattinson is the hottest man alive.
He's also Mar's husband and the most adorable , amazing , hottest , smexiest , sexiest , funniest , finest , bestest hottie !!
Omg look at that picture of Robert Pattinson , he looks so hot !
This is actually me so don't judge.
1. A guy with the smallest dick
2. A guy who gets in trouble all the time but never gets iss since his mom works at the schoo
3. A gut who got his ass beast by Philip and Yosias
4. A guy who has STD
Person 1: Ay is dat Robert Stockard
Person 2 : Yeah, He's the guy who get microscopic dick disease
Person 1: That's True
Pulling a Robert is when you are depressed and you post on multiple social networking sites that you're gonna kill yourself but you actually aren't and you are just looking for attention attention whore if you will
Bob on twitter : I should go kill myself
Jim: what's wrong?
Bob: oh nothing, I just want attention, no one ever listens to me
Jim: Oh! So you're pulling a Robert?