The Rules of Standard RoShamBo:
First rule of RoShamBo is no body talks about RoShamBo.
Second rule of RoShamBo is No Women Allowed...unless they are spectators.
Third rule of RoShamBo is "no sagging" and speedos only.
Fourth rule of RoShamBo is No Shoes Fifth rule of RoShamBo is No girlie (Hook) kicks.
Fifth rule of RoShamBo is each competitor must take at least five kicks or else will be barred from future Tournaments.
Sixth rule of RoShamBo is no one can call "Gas Pedal" until the after the 5th kick. If the receiver does not give then the Dominant must receive. Russian gas pedal lasts 60 seconds.
Final rule of RoShamBo is he who is the last man standing is the victor.
If Professional RoShamBo AKA "Third Party RoShamBo" is called out then one or more kickers must be nominated to perform kicking. Same rules above apply with the exception of the SECOND RULE. In Professional RSB AKA 3rd Party RSB WOMEN ARE ALLOWED TO KICK.
Before each tournament commenced Sarah read the the Rules of RoShamBo over the microphone as the crowd cheered in anticipation.
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a set of rules that only apply when pool is played in the basement.
All things extreme
Nigga put that bitch ass ball back, we playing basement rules, before i bust a cap in your ass nigga.
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If you find a girls dildo, you may use it on her.
Girl: "Oh my god, that's my toy!"
Guy: "Rule 146"
Girl: "Fine."
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In Wonderland, a rule of the Queen of Hearts' court stating all persons more than a mile high must leave the court immediately.
King: "Rule 42, all persons more than a mile high must leave the court immediately!!"
Alice: "I am not a mile high, and I'm not leaving."
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One of dem flying monkeys from The Wizard of Oz
I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!!!!!
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If it exist's, there is a pony variation of it.
Person A: "What if there was porn, but with ponies?"
Person B: "Rule 34.5"
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