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When you watch an American action film and the bad guy is always a Russian, a Sneaky Russian.
"Oh no, it's Vladimir Rusev!"
"He's one of those Sneaky Russians"
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Tha act of cumming in a circle around a woman's eye thus it looks like a spectical. Most commonly used during the cold war. When those Russian fucks were bombing THE US OF A!!!
My man Nikita gave the russian spyglass
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To submerge ones pupenda in vokda in order to attain inebriation.
'Hey boys Russian Wank im gonna stick me dick in this vodka! 'Ammered!!!!'
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A game show where if you get a wrong answer, you might literally get dropped out of the game, after you spin the wheel.
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The object of the game is to hold water in your mouth the longest. It is necessary to have multiple players. Player 1 takes the first sip of H20 and then lays down. Player two then takes a sip and lays down directly next to the person. In order to make your opponent spit the water out, you must make them laugh. They can do one of two things,
A: Spit the water everywhere
or B: Hold the water in their mouth, causing them to choke, Dangerously.
HINT, if the player is determined to win, and they keep choking, eventually they will throw up.
It is called Russian water because:
Russian as in Russian roulette
THIS is potentially lethal if played enough times. Commonly mistaked as VODKA.
I got yelled at by my mother and my best friend thought that some Russian Water would cheer me up.
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Paying a lot of money for what your told is a "good" vodka to have it turn out to be $8 shitty russian vodka
The girls gave Dan $40 for a bottle of Grey Goose. He came back and gave them "A very expensive Vodka" thats "from Russia so you know its really good". In actuality, it cost $8, and taste like shit. The girls then said, "fuck i cant believe we get Red Russianed."
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When a male and female shit and piss in a wooden box, then the stur it up until it is a fine mush, then they eat it like ice cream.
Dude, that Russian Sandbox tasted great...
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