The old man in red who breaks in, points to you, then your mum and your dad, then says "Hoe hoe hoe"
Kid: Santa Claus is so mean
Santa: Hoe
A fat jolly man who eats all your cookies and gives you presents, don't give him cookies!!!!!!
ugh Santa Claus is such a fatty
A stalker that children like for some weird reason
''Santa Claus sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake...''
The only known person with immunity to diabetes and obesity-related death. He’s normally found in malls around Christmas time scaring the living crap out of children.
Timmy: How does Santa Claus get around so quickly with all those cookies in his tummy?
Mom: You’d be fast too if the police kept trying to track you down for breaking and entering.
a fat old bastard that slips through your chimney, eats all your cookies, and gives you coal in return.
and yes, he is real, but he was just arrested for breaking and entering in the 80s
Santa Claus is coming
that guy on to cath a predator who always gets away
chris hansen: aw man i wanna catch santa claus but hes too fast