A time between 10 pm and 3 am where a nigga reminisces on every sad moment they had that day
Last night I cried during sad nigga hours
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A sad little fuck is a person who has given up on life. Some may consider the sad little fuck to be a massive fucking disappointment.
You can identify a sad little fuck by identifying these symptoms,
1. The sad little fuck will sleep throughout the day.
2. The sad little fuck can be seen Making midnight snacks thus inconveniencing everyone that is trying to sleep.
3. The sad little fuck will often binge watch an entire season of any show within a single day.
Mary, "I think Jerome is becoming a sad little fuck"
Ben, "I agree"
*It has been three days since Jerome left the comfort of his bed, he has gone through five chocolate bars and survives on microwave noodles*
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A fucking awesome kid who gets cleaned weekly
Sad Life Kid is your dad.
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Valentine's Day Sadness is inspired by the Lana Del Rey song called 'Summertime Sadness' - If you have Valentine's Day Sadness, you usually are single & you spend your day either:
1) Crying
2) Watching movies & crying
3) On Tumblr
4) On Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook looking at all the Valentine's Day pictures of couples & their gifts they got from their lover.
5) All of the above
Jane: Brianna, I got that Valentine's Day Sadness
Brianna: I feel ya girl!
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A sad excuse for a person
A mediocre person
ham, ham sandwich
My husband is a sad ham sandwich.
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When one takes a dump on a girls mouth followed by ejaculating on the eyes to give the effect of a sad circus character.
You better watch your mouth or I'll give you a Sad Brown Clown.
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1. When one's weiner is not played with by one or more parties; The opposite of 'Weiner fun time'.
2. When one's weiner is handled by another party without satisfaction
1. Tiffany and her friend didn't touch it last night, it was weiner sad time.
2. Tiffany was so awful with hand-stuff and mouth-stuff I had to tell her to stop, it was weiner sad time.
3. I was too drunk to get it up for Tiffany and I had weiner sad time.
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